Mitnadmon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, conceited hummingbird.

Mitnadmon created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mitnadmon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mitnadmon, it will send you a sign.

Mitnadmon's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Mitnadmon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight gold sculptures of Mitnadmon on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Do not drink alcohol.