Dibnadcap Hotfagquaf Taljinzim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sage bird.

Dibnadcap Hotfagquaf Taljinzim created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibnadcap Hotfagquaf Taljinzim, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dibnadcap Hotfagquaf Taljinzim, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Dibnadcap Hotfagquaf Taljinzim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dibnadcap Hotfagquaf Taljinzim's Holy Commandments

1. Dibnadcap Hotfagquaf Taljinzim loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Do not take Dibnadcap Hotfagquaf Taljinzim's name in vain.

4. Always obey Dibnadcap Hotfagquaf Taljinzim's priests.

5. Pray towards the north.