Stiglarnfotflignib is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful hyena.

Stiglarnfotflignib created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stiglarnfotflignib, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stiglarnfotflignib, she will turn you into a plant.

Stiglarnfotflignib's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Stiglarnfotflignib's Holy Commandments

1. Stiglarnfotflignib must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.