Tabcubnanflistunweelakfet is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, dishonourable ferret.

Tabcubnanflistunweelakfet created the Andromeda Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabcubnanflistunweelakfet, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tabcubnanflistunweelakfet, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tabcubnanflistunweelakfet's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tabcubnanflistunweelakfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat garlic.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Never think about stars.