Fedyaktan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring horse.

Fedyaktan created viruses five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fedyaktan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fedyaktan, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fedyaktan's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fedyaktan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not cook food in pots.