Cenpaskap is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, smart elephant.

Cenpaskap created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenpaskap, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cenpaskap, he will turn you into a frog.

Cenpaskap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cenpaskap's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never feed nuts to eagles while wearing fawn shoes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.