Gubgenmifmisgid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sage zebra.

Gubgenmifmisgid created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubgenmifmisgid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gubgenmifmisgid, it will refuse to believe in you.

Gubgenmifmisgid's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gubgenmifmisgid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never paint your face green.

5. Always obey Gubgenmifmisgid's priests.