Manyaryimjen is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, fussy hamster.

Manyaryimjen created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manyaryimjen, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Manyaryimjen, she will turn you into a rat.

Manyaryimjen's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Manyaryimjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

2. Do not speak about gooseberries.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Manyaryimjen.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.