Voncetfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, compassionate cobra.

Voncetfeb created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Voncetfeb, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Voncetfeb, it will throw large rocks at you.

Voncetfeb's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Voncetfeb's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Voncetfeb three times a day.

2. Always help sick snails.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never mention snakes.

5. Never talk about ants.