Tetti is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm jellyfish.

Tetti created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tetti, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tetti, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Tetti's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Tetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mice.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Run away from orange seals, for they are unholy.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never eat green fruit.