Hamgundubdobrag is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, irritating porpoise.

Hamgundubdobrag created matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamgundubdobrag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hamgundubdobrag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Hamgundubdobrag's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hamgundubdobrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed lots of corn to frogs while wearing red boots.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never wear pink skirts.

5. Hide if nine manatees approach from the south.