Cep is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, bad-tempered pigeon.

Cep created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Cep, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cep, she will turn you into a slug.

Cep's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cep.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not eat lentils.