Fabbanfod is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying mole.

Fabbanfod created the Black Eye Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbanfod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fabbanfod, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabbanfod's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Fabbanfod's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away if six doves approach from the north.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabbanfod.

5. Never think about chlorophyll.