Bogdob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy jellyfish.

Bogdob created Africa six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdob, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bogdob, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bogdob's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Bogdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near whales while wearing fawn stockings and balancing three iron spheres on your hands.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect seven silver sculptures of Bogdob on top of important buildings.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogdob.

5. Do not covet oxen.