Yatnelgab Yattgepben Bellpaddad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, conceited human.

Yatnelgab Yattgepben Bellpaddad created silver seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatnelgab Yattgepben Bellpaddad, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yatnelgab Yattgepben Bellpaddad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Yatnelgab Yattgepben Bellpaddad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Yatnelgab Yattgepben Bellpaddad's Holy Commandments

1. Yatnelgab Yattgepben Bellpaddad must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.