Quagrowhon Tiklapzag Kenrullkad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, dishonest badger.

Quagrowhon Tiklapzag Kenrullkad created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagrowhon Tiklapzag Kenrullkad, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagrowhon Tiklapzag Kenrullkad, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Quagrowhon Tiklapzag Kenrullkad's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Quagrowhon Tiklapzag Kenrullkad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five iron sculptures of Quagrowhon Tiklapzag Kenrullkad on top of important buildings.

2. Always help sick horses.

3. Never bounce in the presence of ants.

4. You must love Quagrowhon Tiklapzag Kenrullkad.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.