Gonsiscep is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, kind yak.

Gonsiscep created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gonsiscep, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Gonsiscep, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Gonsiscep's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gonsiscep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Erect five zinc sculptures of Gonsiscep on top of important buildings.

3. Run away if four eagles approach from the north.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Gonsiscep in the centre of the settlement.