Kinsaghud is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, selfish pig.

Kinsaghud created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kinsaghud, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kinsaghud, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Kinsaghud's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Kinsaghud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never feed strawberries to bats while wearing shorts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Kinsaghud on top of important buildings.