Dagxenlist is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, idiotic bat.

Dagxenlist created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagxenlist, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dagxenlist, it will send you a sign.

Dagxenlist's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Dagxenlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dagxenlist.