Gantarpak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective tortoise.

Gantarpak created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gantarpak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gantarpak, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gantarpak's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Gantarpak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not take Gantarpak's name in vain.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never hurt cats.