Flagnadhot is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, loving hedgehog.

Flagnadhot created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagnadhot, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flagnadhot, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flagnadhot's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Flagnadhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest green.

2. Run away from cyan badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Erect four silver sculptures of Flagnadhot on top of important buildings.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Never write about gravity.