Komlopbet is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, proud walrus.

Komlopbet created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komlopbet, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Komlopbet, he will come to you in dreams.

Komlopbet's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Komlopbet's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Komlopbet.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Komlopbet loves dolphins, so they must be respected.