Dantailcib is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental meerkat.

Dantailcib created the universe eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dantailcib, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dantailcib, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dantailcib's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dantailcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think ill of sick manatees.

5. Run away from fawn dolphins, for they are unholy.