Quambissnar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, two-faced crane.

Quambissnar created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quambissnar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quambissnar, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Quambissnar's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Quambissnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quambissnar.