Cipominhin is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, intelligent unicorn.

Cipominhin created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipominhin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cipominhin, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cipominhin's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Cipominhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. You must love Cipominhin.

5. Cipominhin loves ants, so they must be respected.