Miphinab is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, almighty lizard.

Miphinab created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Miphinab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Miphinab, he will turn you into a hamster.

Miphinab's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Miphinab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Run away if eight turtles approach from the north.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.