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He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous dingo.

Japdutarmbomjonbafbet Bossterxin created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Japdutarmbomjonbafbet Bossterxin, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Japdutarmbomjonbafbet Bossterxin, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Japdutarmbomjonbafbet Bossterxin's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Japdutarmbomjonbafbet Bossterxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never feed strawberries to badgers while wearing turquoise shorts.

4. Never jump in the presence of sharks.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.
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