Xemfliskon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, charitable hyena.

Xemfliskon created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Xemfliskon, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xemfliskon, it will turn you into a worm.

Xemfliskon's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Xemfliskon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

5. Respect your elders.
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