Spagbabcet is a god.
She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, confident
hummingbird.
Spagbabcet created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Spagbabcet, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Spagbabcet, she will ignore you and hope you go away.
Spagbabcet's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Spagbabcet's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about ultrasonics.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Never talk about special relativity near tortoises while wearing brown boots and balancing nine lead spheres on your neck.
4. Do not take Spagbabcet's name in vain.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.