Afvolhas is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, flying narwhal.

Afvolhas created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afvolhas, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Afvolhas, it will send minions to preach to you.

Afvolhas' most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Afvolhas' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Feed all hungry snails.

5. You must never eat lemons.