Cisshivtif is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, kind squirrel.

Cisshivtif created time and space two years ago.

If you believe in Cisshivtif, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cisshivtif, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Cisshivtif's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cisshivtif's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cisshivtif.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always take life seriously.