Nartwipnarsinpittadciss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering dove.

Nartwipnarsinpittadciss created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartwipnarsinpittadciss, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nartwipnarsinpittadciss, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Nartwipnarsinpittadciss' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Nartwipnarsinpittadciss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat coconuts.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.