Vegjadyok is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, narcissistic fairy.

Vegjadyok created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegjadyok, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vegjadyok, he will send minions to preach to you.

Vegjadyok's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Vegjadyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vegjadyok.

3. Do not hurt squirrels.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never think about comets.