Bestguncem is a god.

She takes the form of a large, omniscient gnu.

Bestguncem created the cosmos two million years ago.

If you believe in Bestguncem, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestguncem, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bestguncem's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bestguncem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.

5. Never mention pigs.