Ruttnarrig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, idiotic hare.

Ruttnarrig created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnarrig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ruttnarrig, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ruttnarrig's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Ruttnarrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Always help ants.

3. Always look after injured frogs.

4. Never paint your face purple.

5. Never pour water over plants.