Kophadcen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, proud aardvark.

Kophadcen created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kophadcen, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kophadcen, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kophadcen's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kophadcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

5. Always obey Kophadcen's priests.