Tigmidpon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, effective dragonfly.

Tigmidpon created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tigmidpon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tigmidpon, he will turn you into a dog.

Tigmidpon's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Tigmidpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.