Homkam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ruthless elephant.

Homkam created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Homkam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Homkam, she will send you a sign.

Homkam's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Homkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs in need.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.