Fobgessgum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, wise duck.

Fobgessgum created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobgessgum, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fobgessgum, it will curse you with boils.

Fobgessgum's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fobgessgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Hide from white horses for they are unholy.

5. Do not eat apples.