Zodgodrut is a god.

He takes the form of a large, blissful wyvern.

Zodgodrut created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodgodrut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zodgodrut, he will strike you with lightening.

Zodgodrut's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Zodgodrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to badgers while wearing orange corsets.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not eat figs.
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