Vinbiddud is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, proud squid.

Vinbiddud created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinbiddud, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Vinbiddud, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Vinbiddud's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Vinbiddud's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry swans.

2. You must pray to Vinbiddud three times a day.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.