Vinbiddud is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, proud
squid.
Vinbiddud created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Vinbiddud, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Vinbiddud, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Vinbiddud's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Vinbiddud's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry swans.
2. You must pray to Vinbiddud three times a day.
3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Always treat foxes with great respect.
5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.