Gilarmfossfut is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, generous
raccoon.
Gilarmfossfut created the world seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gilarmfossfut, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Gilarmfossfut, she will denounce you as a heretic.
Gilarmfossfut's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Gilarmfossfut's Holy Commandments1. Never write about quantum field theory.
2. Never mention mice.
3. Always help horses.
4. Never go into white rooms.
5. Feed all hungry mites.