Rulcubtad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, competent fish.

Rulcubtad created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulcubtad, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rulcubtad, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rulcubtad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rulcubtad's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not keep six turtles in a large pit.

3. Rulcubtad loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Never skip in the presence of ducks.