Megtadrull is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident hamster.

Megtadrull created matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megtadrull, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Megtadrull, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Megtadrull's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Megtadrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snakes in need.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.