Tafveengom Foblanvid is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, self-assured
goblin.
Tafveengom Foblanvid created the cosmos six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tafveengom Foblanvid, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Tafveengom Foblanvid, she will think nothing of it.
Tafveengom Foblanvid's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Tafveengom Foblanvid's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Never think about fluid mechanics.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Erect four gold sculptures of Tafveengom Foblanvid on top of important buildings.