Watbutbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a small, charitable coyote.

Watbutbiss created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Watbutbiss, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Watbutbiss, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Watbutbiss' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Watbutbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Watbutbiss loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about spacetime near porpoises while wearing gray dresses and balancing eight iron spheres on your chest.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not commit murder.
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