Teenrawbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident spider.

Teenrawbog created the Tadpole Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Teenrawbog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Teenrawbog, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Teenrawbog's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Teenrawbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.