Bapjabnig is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, capable
dog.
Bapjabnig created oxygen four million years ago.
If you believe in
Bapjabnig, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Bapjabnig, he will destroy your home solar system.
Bapjabnig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Bapjabnig's Holy Commandments1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Always help sick snakes.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Worship no other gods but Bapjabnig.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Bapjabnig.