Negyatort is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish squirrel.

Negyatort created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negyatort, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Negyatort, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Negyatort's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Negyatort's Holy Commandments

1. Negyatort must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Put Negyatort first in all things.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.