Bopgessgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, tiresome dingo.

Bopgessgeb created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopgessgeb, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bopgessgeb, it will turn you into a tree.

Bopgessgeb's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bopgessgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bopgessgeb.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about stars.